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Wendy
03:38
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Wendy
Wendy little wendy you are so bendy and so handy
You help me out with every single little thing that I do
Wendy little Wendy if it is broken then you could mendy
And I don't know if I could ever live one day without you
I can hold you I can use you but I never could abuse you, how I love you so
I can squeeze you I can please you I can hang in jungle trees with you
And I need you to know
Wendy little Wendy you are so lovely and so trendy
And I just don't know how I could ever have lived without you
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Devonshire tin
03:36
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Devonshire tin
I went to see my grandma just the other day
I had to see if she was okay
I have so much respect for all the things she has to say
I put the kettle on and start chatting away
She says grandson the secret to my longevity
Is not rocket science it borderlines simplicity
Put some tequila in my cuppa
Put some scotch in my tea
Put some kahlua in my coffee
Yeah that's the way you have- to make it for me
Put some tequila in my cuppa
Put some scotch in my tea
Put some kahlaua in my coffee
Yeah that's the way you have- to make it for me
So I was sitting with my grandma
We were binge drinking away
She's started getting quite aggressive
And to me she did say
She says I aint got no problem, the drink loves me,
but it's so damn diluted by all of this tea,
I'm 96 tomorrow I got the right to be free
And Alcoholisms just a word, pass that kettle to me
And Put tequila in my cuppa
Put some scotch in my tea
Put some kahlua in my coffee
Yeah that's the way you have to make it for me
Put some tequila in my cuppa
Put some scotch in my tea
Put some kaluah in my coffee
Yeah that's the way you have to make it for me
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The maimed heart rag
03:01
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The maimed heart rag
My heart ain't broke its just heavily maimed
My will ain't broke it's just effectively tamed
Has any body made a bandaid for a wounded pride?
It feels so sore but it could have been worse
Its like driving in a combi van instead of a herse
I'm lucky I'm alive cos a weaker man would have died
My hearts alive and its pumping because you aint gonna be jumping on it no more no no more
I know my heart is sore but it's ready for some more after I bandage it a little bit and pick it up off the floor.
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The www of love
Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone
I've found the right girl for me
Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone
I've found someone whos much more my cup of tea
We met yesterday almost accidentally
I just thank the heavens i know it was meant to be
Since you've been gone,
I i i i i i i ve bin feeling free
She came along
She came along
She took my breathe right away
She came along
She came along
I read just what she had to say
She said she likes shopping and her birthdays in may
I new at once I couldn't have it any other way
She came along
And brightened up my day
(solo)
But she took too long
She took to long
To write back a reply to me
Just like you took too long
Yeah you took too long
it's not the way that Internet dating is supposed to be
I joined up to the site for free originally
But Now it's 10.95 a month and I guess that's fine with me
Unfortunately,
I guess You're both not for me!
But fortunately
There are plenty more fish in the
Electronic sea
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Sugarfree
03:07
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Sugar free
I'm lonely
But thinking of you only makes me miss u more when you're not here
I'm a phoney
Because I got no money but I act like I do
when you are near
I take you to the most expensive cafe in town
I make sure That you're by my side before we sit down
Cos your so sweet yeah your my sugar substitute
You are so sweet sweet you are my one forbidden fruit
How can somebody so delicious be so low in calories
My sugar substitute you are so sweet to me
Trumpet solo
I feel rejected
when I make it to the coffee shop and you're not there
waiting for me
I get dejected
And I often make a commotion if you're not there
Oh Why can't they see
When you're not there I'm quite aware of how crazy I can be
It must be an example Of how much you mean to me
Cos your so sweet yeah your my sugar substitute
You are so sweet you are my one forbidden fruit
How can something so good be so low in calories
My sugar substitute you are so sweet to me
Some say you're equal
But to me you are the best
Some say your sweet n low
But youre high above the rest
Some say you're so damn bad and that you're possibly carcinogenic to me..
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The link
02:45
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The link
I'm going to drink Drink drink drink till The sun goes down
I'm going to drink Drink drink drink till The sun goes down
But it doesn't matter to me
That Drinking this much is unhealthy
I'm going to drink with you until the sun goes down
I'm going to sink sink sink sink tin till the sun goes down
I'm going to sink sink sink sink tin till the sun goes down
But it doesn't matter to me
Cos im sinking tins in your good company
Were going to sink some tins till the sun goes down
I'm going to the link link link link link before the sun goes down
I'm going to the link link link link link before the sun goes down
But It doesn't matter to me that I'm living off the governments subsidy
Come to Centrelink with me before the sun goes down
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Rules of the game
02:42
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The game
It's my turn to roll and I move my piece towards you
I move so tenderly but you don't care so I don't know what to do
I wish that you weren't the banker because you seem to be cheating in this game
We both cannot pass go and collect what we deserve and it's a mighty shame
I hear what you're saying x 2
My life aint a game
And if you keep playing
I won't come back again
Cos you make the rules and it seems too hard to me,
I'm stuck in this game
You think ahead ten steps, it's like chess and your moves are so tactical
It makes sense to me if we think of our love in that way, it's almost practical
Cos you are the queen and you can move any way that you see
I guess that I am the rook yeah it's one step at a time for me
I hear what you're saying x 2
My life aint a game
And if you keep playing
I won't come back again
Cos you make the rules and it seems too hard to me,
I'm stuck in this game
Bridge
You got more moves than a broken rubics cube rubics cuuube
It's like connect four but I only have three
The kind of words you throw at me
You can't find in a scrabble dictionary
Sometimes I get so twisted that twister is easy to me
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Gimme some money
02:40
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Give me Some money
Give me some money
Don't try nothing funny
Just give me some money
Give me some cash
Give me some cash
I know that you've got a stash
Just give me some cash
Give me a dollar
Give me a dollar
I'm not gonna hollar
Just give me a dollar
Give me some cent
Give me some cent
I gotta gotta pay rent
Just give me your cents
Cos I am your spooky landlord
I need your money every day
And if you don't give me some money
You're going to have to pay it back another way
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Business as usual
03:32
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Business as usual
Everybody knows that shoplifting is a crime
But you stole so many things of mine
All of those tee shirts and my toothbrush were not free
Not to mention my dignity
I never thought that I'd feel happy again
And then I went and slept with one of your friends
And know I'm open for Business
You could say I'm a general store
If you need It, I probably got it
And if I don't I'll go and order some more
You know That you were the first love for me
But to you I was just number three
I really hung my heart out up on the line
But know ive taken off the pegs and it seems to have dried out just fine
I guess i should thank you again and again
Because you have so many good looking friends
Chorus
now I've got a bachelor degree in the bedroom
I have a phd between the sheets
I have my masters degree at making sweet sweet love
To every single friend of yours that I meet..
now I've got my honors in sweet sultry seduction
My certificate 3 in being happy and free
I got A doctorate In attempting reproduction
And all your friends seem magnetically attracted to me
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Will Henderson Berlin, Germany
Will Henderson plays indie surf soul tracks with a sprinkle of trumpet.
His music often makes people have
children and hair become extremely voluminous and glossy.
A veteran of the European festival circuit for the last 8 years now lives in Mullum where he dreams of making a living by being a life model.
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